To keep you updated:
1. The fat ugly cat is back. It’s more cautious than previously and a bit pissed off, I fear that some shitty somebody has been unkind to it. I gave it extra fuss.
2. I still haven’t reached the two stone, January weight loss target but I haven’t gained any and I’m grateful for that. I’ll see what I can do when I get back from Frenchie’s.
3. The lord Fitbit has its limitations. It thinks I did a fifty nine minute bike ride last week. I’ve not ridden a bike for years. I can’t imagine what I was doing for it to be so confuddled. Cherry Tart was vigorously clearing weeds in her garden recently and her Fitbit thought she was swimming. Not so smart as they think they are apparently. However mine may have a sense of humour. According to my lord, my average resting heartbeat is 62 but often it’s 57/58, a resting heartbeat in the fifties, according to most published lists puts me in ‘athlete’ category. It’s ok you can laugh, I do and so do my friends, that is apart from those who are very keep fitty, those friends groan and/or roll their eyes. Ha!
4. The last series of GoT is on my mind constantly, I’m as enthralled as ever. I am pre mourning both the loss of favourite characters who haven’t died yet and of course, the show itself. It’s an emotional roller coaster. Cornflake doesn’t have my level of emotional investment in it and is keeping me grounded ish. Last week he referred to Kings Landing as Knotts Landing and called the Greyjoys the Lovejoys. Marmalade suggests that this could be the basis for a GoT spoof and I think she may be right.
5. I’ve just bought a House Stark canvas bag. Don’t judge me too harshly.
6. I’m a little less angry in general this year, however the tv still gets my anger directed at it on an almost daily basis. News and advertisements can generally be relied on to get me going. I was watching a film the other night and an advert came on asking, how early is too early to mention Xmas? WTF? April FFS! April is too fucking early!! I shouted. It turned out it was a film we recorded in December. I did apologise.
7. As illustrated by no.6, the bad language diet is currently roughly on a par with the weight loss diet. That is, going no where fast. Perhaps I’ll reassess that on my return from Frenchie’s too.
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