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Unforeseen circumstances have resulted in a bigger, more responsible, work load for me just now, previous commitments also need to be completed.

Head down, get on with it love.

At times I’m inclined to complain, but then I remember that I’ll be momentarily minted. I do, after all, have a formidable shoe habit to support and importantly, in addition, I’ve committed to buying our funerals this year.

Glamour overload.

I doubt I’ll be able to spend as much time chatting to you all. I’m only here now because Cornflake was drinking this afternoon while I was at work and is asleep at 7.30 pm. I considered slipping out to the movies but I’m really comfy.

Politics is on the back burner due to prorogued parliament and my head is full of timetables so I don’t have much to say anyway.

Sit me at a computer for a week and all I want to do is eat chocolate, so on the diet front I’m a potential disaster area. I really don’t want to undo my good work weight wise so I’ve taken some lunchtime walks. These rambles end at a shopping centre, although I am financially poorer due to this walking regime I am now the proud owner of a fabulous mug, a dish, a plate and a pack of bigger than usual paper clips. Who knows what next week might bring.

On the way to the shopping centre there is a pedestrian underpass. As you would expect it has graffiti, not top notch but it is at times colourful. I feel a compulsion to add to one piece of graffiti. This would of course make me a criminal. I’ve checked with Cornflake that he would accompany me at the police station and represent me in court if necessary. He has said yes but would prefer it if I found some other way, if at all possible, to express myself.

So I’m going to share here, as surely that’s the point of a blog.

Free Tommy Robinson…..says the graffiti. I know what the graffitiers mean but it’s out of date, I believe he’s served his time and anyway my first though was, who’d want a free Islamaphobe knob? Although obviously you wouldn’t want to pay for one either.

So my edit reads: Special offer…Free Tommy Robinson sex doll with every dildo purchased.

I am so relieved to get that off my chest.

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