The street where we live

I’ve just received an email from the camping equipment store Go Outdoors, I deleted it without reading,

Although Cornflake and I did indeed just go outdoors, our daily exercise trip to M and S for supplies, veg today, it’s more steps than going to Sainsbury’s. Sainsbury’s just counts as foraging for food, M and S is cardiovascular foraging.

The johnson junior lives on our street, he was coming out of his house as we passed by. I resisted the urge to point two fingers at my eyes, then point one at him. I wouldn’t want to get arrested for threatening behaviour. Cornflake and I then spent the outward trip trying to make rude finger signs hidden in possible everyday actions, we laughed and laughed.

A sign, if ever there was one, that we really aren’t getting out enough.