Witness

Can the opposite of something, prove the thing?

Eat less and exercise more and you will lose weight? If you harbour any doubts about this I can testify that the opposite is absolutely true.

Move less and eat more and you will gain weight. You have a witness.

Amen!

Cornflake is suffering with this. We are planning our post isolation diet, admitting diet defeat under the current circumstances.

Excuse me.

I’m back, just had to pop to the kitchen for a piece of chocolate. White chocolate, chocolate with no cocoa, just sugar and fat then?

I could have chosen to have a magnum. I’ve defrosted our ice box during my at home holiday and Cornflake has discovered the wonder that is a box of magnums. It’s also good to be able to shove a bottle of sparkly in there without first scraping a space out for it. Having to confront your poor defrosting regime, pre champagne, diminishes the glamour of most occasions I find.

I’ve also cleaned the oven. I can’t remember which circle it is or which sin is punished by oven cleaning in Dante’s circles of hell but I hope I had fun while committing it.