Clarification

Well that was as clear as mud Mr Johnson.

To clarify, the message as I heard it was;

The curve has flattened, so there’s room for more of you to die in hospital.

When you see the virus, kick it in the crotch for me.

Damn your granny, rich people are losing money, get back to work to make them richer you skiving, lazy, bastards.

Now I’ve cleared that up….

I thought I might cheer the non gardening members of my audience with this picture of a dandelion seed head, truly a thing of beauty if you’re not concerned with weeds.

The next one I see, I’ll blow the seeds into the breeze and make a wish, like we did as children, it may well be more effective than the johnson’s ‘plan’.

Ps. Our father, Mr T would see these as a missed wine making opportunity.