The cleaner

This week has been all about cleaning and painting, decorating not art that is.

I’ve also been gathering my baggages together into just two locations, I wish I’d been wearing my Fitbit. I’ve been super sweaty, I’m now super achy and super knackered.

The studio space I’ve got is a bargain, but there’s a price to pay. There’s an open plan element to it and most of the other spaces are occupied by artists. Messy feckers, one and all, all except my immediate neighbour it seems.

I’ll be establishing a salon in there, an oasis of clean, calm, gorgeousness amongst the creative bomb site. There is another oasis there, an art gallery, it’s got bright pink sofas and I might be hanging out in there to do computer work.

Marmalade is coming around to help me empty the loft. I’ll then be ready for the 3 removal men and the van I’ve hired to pick up stuff from home and the storage unit, then drop off all my worldly work goods studio side. I’ll be relieved when it’s all done.

During these preparation days I’ve been able to start acclimatising to my new journey to work. The bus I’ve opted to take goes from a familiar bus stop. I used to use the other bus that stops there, and often used to wish I was going where my new bus went. It seemed to run much more frequently than my old bus, and it’s true, it really does. Result.

It’s the bus stop that BS hangs out in. Having seen me with a bucket and mop he is now convinced that I’m a cleaner, despite our previous conversations. I can see no point in denying it, I tried, but he said, why do you have a bucket and mop then? The answer of course was that I was going to do cleaning.

He got me there.

Yesterday there was a man standing at the end of the road, in front of a rudimentary cross, speaking with a microphone to the passing pedestrians. I’m paraphrasing, but an overview of what I learnt is that, vaccinations contain nano and micro particles that will allow the government to take control of you when 5g comes into effect. God sent his son Jesus to save us, to give us the choice not to be vaccinated. We need to use this God given information to fight the technocrats and world leaders in his name.

Obviously there are elements of this I’d like to have clarified but I’m not sure he was the man to help with that. As he said, you need to look into your heart and think about this carefully. Don’t be a sheep.