Jaws

Cornflake is currently spending quite a lot of his free time down a YouTube wormhole. He has become increasingly concerned about shark attacks, the size of sharks and people’s lack of care around sharks. Miles from land, the other side of the world.

Me, I’m not so worried. I’ll take the threat of a shark attack more seriously once they start coming on land, specifically to London, more specifically, Camden. It’s hard to deny the fear their slick, fast killer instincts, dead eyes and razor teeth arouses. The way they break the surface, mouth open, or the way they circle their prey, ever closer until there’s just a tiny bloody patch in the ocean is undeniably the stuff of nightmares.

I wonder if that’s what the johnson envisages at the mention of Dom Cumminger these days.

The sharks are circling.