Pasties

The big news this last week was that Primark, and Gregg’s are collaborating on a line of clothing.

I am excited at the prospect of a steak bake dress.

Frenchie however suggested that I would eat it by lunchtime. It’s hard to argue with her in light of my love for savoury pastry goods. Of course Frenchie then went too far around the subject of pasty pants.

The friend who broke the news of this now eagerly anticipated collection, envisaged those nipple covers called pasties that posh strippers and girls in see through tops wear when nipples might offend. I have issues with the concept of offensive nipples and with confusingly named sex shop items.

I’m a bit too literal where pasties are involved.