Tricky

Wednesday

Coming home tonight it was dark. This should be no surprise as the equinox is long passed, but somehow it is still a surprise to me.

Every year.

I wore a coat today, but shouldn’t have, the weather is so unseasonably hot. I wonder if the scientists have it wrong and climate wise our descent into a predicted fiery hell accompanied by food and water shortages is nearer at hand than expected. I also wonder if humanity will survive long enough to suffer this particular end due to so many of the breed being shitty warmongering mangy frunk mangles..

The end of civilisation and/or the world as we know it aside, my biggest concern today was wether or not to clean a barely visible bean stain off my front or leave it til I got home. GorJus took me out for a fabulous belated birthday breakfast. I dropped beans. Impressively said beans bounced off my right breast and back onto the plate. It was as if I’d trained them. Trick beans. Performing beans or performing tits?

Whatever, it was impressive.

Here’s an illustration of the double bean bounce tit dish trick.