A joke

I don’t write here as often as I used to. I wish I did if for no other reason that my attitudes to work, the world and politics are noted and stored. Sometimes they pop up as memories on facebook and I can think, I effing told them so!. Sometimes I do this smugly, sometimes angrily, and often I laugh at my own jokes. I know you’re not supposed to. With this in mind I’m going to try to comment more frequently than of late, not for your entertainment dear reader but for mine.

How selfish.

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was arrested this week for being a ponce, a nonce and worse. It was his birthday. I wondered if there was a lady police officer present, and if so did the former prince think she was a strip-agram.

It has been pointed out by god ( a blogger) that here in the UK the king’s brother has been arrested, in South Korea a former president has been sentenced to life in prison for inciting an insurrection, and in Norway a former president has been charged with corruption.

Proof if proof was needed that it’s time for the USA to pull it’s finger out don’t you think?

The state of the states is a disgrace, a joke, but not a funny one.

Here’s a joke I heard this week that made me laugh out loud, you may not find it funny. That means we can’t be friends ITRW.

An ice cream vendor was found dead in the back of his van. He had chocolate flakes behind his ears and sprinkles all over his head. A spokesman for the police said that he had topped himself.

Good night x