At least once in the day Cornfake and I will communicate about dinner. This might be a phone call, a text or series of texts. Recently I received this message. Meatballs with Exeter Tim? Rice or Pasta?
Rice please……or pasta, who is Exeter Tim?
Extra toms, tomatoes that is, there has to be a more suitable term for auto correct.
What we might have for dinner is not the only thing on my mind these days.
Top of my list of concerns is an end to the illegal war that the trump and his Israeli mate are trying to drag everyone in to. A war that we may all end up fighting due to its thoroughly predictable monetary consequences.
I say that’s top of my list but maybe my nuclear attack grab bag contents might be taking up a disproportionately huge amount of thinking time. Of course nuclear war wise, ideally, we just get a ten minute warning, race to Primrose Hill to watch the show, (if we were at home when the warning came) then never have to worry about anything else ever again.
Boom.
But what if we get a couple of days warning? What to pack? Where to go? Realistically, would there be flights? Probably not. Post apocalyptic movies aren’t much help with regards to how many pairs of knickers is ideal when escaping nuclear war. Generally everyone looks a bit smelly p.a movie wise so maybe it’s unimportant. Anyhow I’m imagining a small bag, like the easyJet free hand luggage allowance size. I’m particularly concerned as I’ve bought/made a lot of new clothes over the last 18 months. I’ve got way too many favourite items to fit in. I might need some more serious footwear. The ten minute option makes this unimportant of course, it may be preferable from a packing perspective.
Should I buy a wind up charger……just in case?
On a positive war note, Netan-cuntfeatures-yahu has come to the belated conclusion that it is wrong, a war crime in fact, to bomb civilians, to kill children.
That’s a result.
Unless of course he is referring to Israeli children and civilians only, which is quite likely given that he is him.
I call for regime change….. in Israel and the US of A, the current incumbents are fucking liabilities.
fat tart 