In praise of giant knockers

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Our father used to say that an advantage of her large bust was that Frenchie would never damage her face in a fall.

Rude you may think, but as it turns out, not wrong.

Frenchie took a tumble during a run recently.

Bloodied hands.

Gravelly knees.

Dusty, scuffed tits

……..Face unmarked.

Plate rest and face protectors, I’ll update as I discover other advantages of big bosoms.

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No one other than my sister has ever called me a fat tart, not to my face anyway.

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2 thoughts on “In praise of giant knockers”

  1. I remember accompanying your breasts on holiday to Venice – they really were the stars of the show there (and were given a book of poetry by the hotel manager..)
    They also used to distract your bank manager when your face asked for an extension to a loan. Proper discombobulated, he was.

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