Our father used to say that an advantage of her large bust was that Frenchie would never damage her face in a fall.
Rude you may think, but as it turns out, not wrong.
Frenchie took a tumble during a run recently.
Bloodied hands.
Gravelly knees.
Dusty, scuffed tits
……..Face unmarked.
Plate rest and face protectors, I’ll update as I discover other advantages of big bosoms.
fat tart 
I remember accompanying your breasts on holiday to Venice – they really were the stars of the show there (and were given a book of poetry by the hotel manager..)
They also used to distract your bank manager when your face asked for an extension to a loan. Proper discombobulated, he was.
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