The johnson has at long last unlocked the handcuffs with which he had secured himself to a radiator in the dining room at number ten. There is a glimmer of light through the clouds of his self delusion, as he acknowledged that he has to leave…but not yet.
Now we have the slow train wreck of the leadership contest to watch unfold.
I imagine that many of those ‘members’ who’ve resigned in the last few days, because they ‘could no longer in good conscience’ support their lying, cheating, criminal, immoral, fucktard leader will throw their caps into the ring.
Why can they suddenly ‘no longer in good conscience’ support him? Is he not the same lying cheating, criminal, loathsome toad fucker that he has always been? The same lying, racist, sexist, bigoted mange bandit they’ve propped up and celebrated for years?
I think they should have approached their resignations with more honesty.
Something like this…
Considering my political ambitions to further the causes of my friends in high places who may employ me for millions after my stint in parliament ends, I can no longer afford to support my old school mate in his efforts to run the Nhs and country generally into the ground. As the population have noticed his jolly wanker outlook is not working for them, I feel the need to distance myself. Please try and forget that I ever agreed with or supported him as this may effect my future stock value.
Thanks chaps.
fat tart 